Tuesday, August 10, 2004
Leave Anal Sex to Gay Men
Butt sex is quite fashionable these days. But why? Vigorous thrusting can easily tear the wall between the vagina and the poop chute. Then you have a fissure. Doctors can try to stitch the fissure closed but it’s not often successful. So you have a hole and through this hole the poop escapes into your vagina. Wow! Now that’s a good thing.
On a recent call-in sex show, a female college student from Michigan asked the host if it was okay to perform oral sex on her boyfriend after they just had unprotected anal sex. Hmm.
I should develop CaCa lipstick. I’d sell a million tubes.
Bald Pussy
There is a mad rush for women to remove the bush. They shave; some do the Brazilian wax. Now this could make sense if you lived in a country where santitary conditions weren’t the best and crabs were prevalent. It’s the prepubescent look. Do we really want to encourage men to desire 12-year-old pussy?
If one more 21-year-old tells me they feel old, I will slap them. WAKE UP!
