Wednesday, December 18, 2002
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I almost didn't get my mistletoe this year. Seems that those southern boys had a late start. Get out those .410s boys and shoot the plants out of the tops of those ancient oak trees. Get rid of the parasitic masses with poison berries. Get people to buy it and kiss under it.
How I adore Christmas with it's poison mistletoe, and poison poinsettias, and evergreens that make massive rashes up my arms when I decorate them. Whee hoo life is fun!
Song for the season...Baby It's Cold Outside by Petula Clark and Rod McKuen from the CD 1940s Christmas available at your local True Value Hardware store.
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